Cumberland Maryland

A small town in Western Maryland. Consists mainly of people 50 years or older. Two high schools in cumberland: Eastern side is Fort Hill and the western side is Allegany. Huge rivals in football. Most of the teenage population either smokes weed or crack. Some drop acid in their eyes and others inject heroine in their tear glands so they don't show any signs of tracks. Most kids believe they are part of a gang but in reality the gangs are shitty. They actually make Lil Wayne look "Gangsta".

If you like drugs and want to be a part of a wannabe crip or blood gang, move to cumberland maryland. if youre black we'd love to pay you to do nothing with your life.

by dudesheusedtobang February 12, 2010

Maryland

The state that has the most varity in the country. You've got white's, blacks, mexicans, asians, and everything in between. There's the county people, the city people, and the country people; and yes we've got lots of em! We are known for our famous Chesapeak Bay crabs and if you dont like 'em your not a true Marylander! Theres Baltimore and DC and although DC isnt in maryland its close enough. and god forbid if you put the kids from baltimore and dc in the same room and they arent chaned to the wall! We've got some of the best and worst school systems in the country and theres nothing you can do to change that. If you decide to go to Baltimore and you arent familure with it stay in the inner harbor or else. If you dont belive what im telling you just take a trip!

If your not from Maryland your not important!

by MDLawsonChk June 12, 2008

Maryland's Eastern Shore

Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.

We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.

by fivealarm November 12, 2006

Maryland Chicken

A small cheap fried chicken franchise based in Leicestershire, UK. Some argue it is "cheap pigeon", but whatever it is I love it and at a price of 5p for a strip, I'm not complaining! The chicken itself is amazing and afterwards, you know you have slightly killed yourself and put your life at risk, but that taste is with you everywhere you go.

Maryland also shits of KFC.

"Bring me a strip burger, chop chop, hurry up! - don't forget the cheese, man, ain't that lovely-up"
"Maryland is scary, man! I'm addicted, to the taste of every damn thing!"

"Hey, dude! Wanna go KFC?"
"Do you think I am made of money and like the taste of bland chicken that couldn't feed a fly?"
"What, man?"
"Go fucking Maryland Chicken."

by joebmxkid March 23, 2013

Maryland

The place where you can get a frost bite and a sunburn in the same week

“Bro Maryland has crazy whether!”

by Me123451fry June 11, 2019

College of Notre Dame of Maryland

a women's college where the people there have more fun being single or female than anywhere else in the freakin' state of Maryland. CONDOM for short

"I go to CND," the poli sci major said. "I have more fun being there than I do with my boyfriend."

by RAD04gal March 19, 2005

Maryland

I was born in Maryland, live there, and have lived there all my life; I don't like crabs or seafood. How fucking ironic is that???

Yeah i agree with you all. Baltimore IS one big ghetto.

Oh, by the way, our state motto is not "free state" that's one of our nicknames. Our motto is "manly deeds, womanly words" or "strong actions, gentle words". seriously. I'm not kidding, look it up.

Maryland: the finest state around when it comes to crabs, seafood, sailing and lots of other stuff.

by futuretrucker January 23, 2005