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tanner mayer

best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty
Wow.... who is that?

Oh that’s just Tanner Mayer
by Dhne January 28, 2020
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michael mayer

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer
by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018
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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.
That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!
by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017
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Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman
“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome
by Richman405 February 12, 2022
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mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan
'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'
by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023
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