A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.
I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpylunch.
while giving a girl anal, before you pop you Five-Star her in the back hardcore, then as she screams in pain you pop little cum droplets on her nipples