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lumpy dumpkins 

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins
lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

lumpy lunch 

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.
I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.
lumpy lunch by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

Lumpy Puppy 

Aha, so we meet at last! Prepare to die!
You Lumpy Puppy - get back to Verkhoyansk!
Lumpy Puppy by Attila the Fish July 13, 2002

Lumpy Fart 

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden
Lumpy Fart by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

Lumpy Sugar 

while giving a girl anal, before you pop you Five-Star her in the back hardcore, then as she screams in pain you pop little cum droplets on her nipples
Girl- "oo yes that feels nice....."

me-"almost there" *5-star From hell* !

now time to give her some lumpy sugar
Lumpy Sugar by Greg Romano November 29, 2004

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain
lumpy fountain by thechilde April 25, 2008