(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
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Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
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Noun: Term used to refer to the popular tonic wine Buckfast. Can also refer to other cheap alcoholic drinks favoured by the youth of Scotland, and is often associated with petty crime, hooliganism, and raucous house parties.
In other news this week, a spate of burglaries have occured in the Govan area. Police suspect Commotion Lotion to have been taken by the suspects.
by CuntFaeEmbra May 18, 2011
Get the Commotion Lotion mug.Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.
"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."
"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"
"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"
"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."
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Get the puts the lotion in the basket mug.Laughing On The Inside But Not On The Outside. Similar to LOTI but more specific. It clarifies exactly where you are laughing
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Used when texting with someone and they say something that just makes you chuckle inside - but just a little bit.
Use when LOL or ROTFLOL or even LOTI are too extreme for the level of amusement you are experiencing.
Can also be used to show a bit of sarcasm when you know the person wants you to laugh at what they said.
Used when texting with someone and they say something that just makes you chuckle inside - but just a little bit.
Use when LOL or ROTFLOL or even LOTI are too extreme for the level of amusement you are experiencing.
Can also be used to show a bit of sarcasm when you know the person wants you to laugh at what they said.
by TextMaster November 28, 2013
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