Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.

"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."

by Ben Gump August 29, 2009

Loner snapped

When a loner gets picked on, and has a great comeback.

"Chuck, you loner. You're not invited to the party of the century. All the girls will be there."
"Well, Bill, you're such a poopy-head."
"Omg, I just got loner snapped."

by Goofy Hallowheads July 30, 2012

food loner

The person sitting in the corner eating their food all by their self. The loner of the loners.

-you see Charlotte, sitting there in the corner?
-yeah, the one eating the sandwich by herself.
- that's the food loner.

by pootang r us April 12, 2011

Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life

Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by visherin March 07, 2020

Loner Vote

Someone who upvotes their own definition on Urban Dictionary

Realizing that nobody voted on his definition after being published 10 days ago, Jimmy decided to give himself a loner vote.

by partyrockstar222 July 24, 2019

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 December 28, 2011