A dirty skankhole in Southern England full of pickpockets and people trying to sell football scarves.
People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.
Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.
Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
Go to anywhere in Central London, such as Oxford Street, Trafalgar Square, etc.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
by Geoff the God of Biscuits March 8, 2005
Get the Londonmug. A city in the South of England, often refered to by myself as SKANKLAND.
The reason being...
1. it is full of skanks
2. it is full of perverts
3. it is full of dirty filthy cockney londoners who think they can have just about anyone they want, who have had everyone they want
4. although... yes it has some beatiful attractions... the people there well... are usually beatiful on the outside but disturbed on the inside
5. it is dangerous to be there
6. it is dangerous to speak to people there
7. you should beware of sex attacks and stabbings and such whenever you go there
The reason being...
1. it is full of skanks
2. it is full of perverts
3. it is full of dirty filthy cockney londoners who think they can have just about anyone they want, who have had everyone they want
4. although... yes it has some beatiful attractions... the people there well... are usually beatiful on the outside but disturbed on the inside
5. it is dangerous to be there
6. it is dangerous to speak to people there
7. you should beware of sex attacks and stabbings and such whenever you go there
First Person: I went to London last week
Second Person: Any Sex Attacks?
First Person: Surprisingly... no
Second Person: Any Sex Attacks?
First Person: Surprisingly... no
by Pepto July 23, 2008
Get the Londonmug. the coolest girl ever, she is an awesome friend and knows how to have fun. If you ever come across a London you better become friends with her. Be warned if you make a London mad she can kick your ass.
by strongbad911 February 21, 2010
Get the Londonmug. London is the capital city of the UK, and also the largest. Its VERY multicualtural and one of the great cities of the world, on a par with New York, Paris, Tokyo. Its a city of contrast, its a wealthy place of royalty, upperclass and celebrity, a tourist haven and a place of great culture. And at the same time, its a bleak, impoverished, violent, crime ridden hell hole, where street gangs make peoples lives a misery, people are shot and stabbed just for looking at someone the wrong way, disilusioned teens steal your cars and then torch them on wasteland and drug addicted single mothers stuggle paying to feed their drug addicted kids.
London is a great place to live, if you have money. If your poor, then living in London can be a brutal and nightmarish experience.
London is a great place to live, if you have money. If your poor, then living in London can be a brutal and nightmarish experience.
London, its good, really good in places, but in some of its bad, but at least its not as bad as Manchester (my current residence).
by mancunian by popular demand October 5, 2008
Get the Londonmug. Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022
Get the Londoningmug. The smartest person on the planet. Always keep it 100 % with other people . Someone you can depend on and trust. The hottest sexiest diva of all time. Britney Spears cannot fuck around this girl. She will be a legend when she gets older. Keep on rocking it!!!
London is so Fucking cute.
by Killbilly546 February 15, 2018
Get the Londonmug. a person who lives in london also a type of attitude normally jus plain fuckin rude but a lot of the time nice people tend 2 b busy drunk or high
by bg:baby gangstar June 23, 2006
Get the londonermug.