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Long time no see 

"Long time no see" means: I have not seen you for a long time.

It is a grammatically comical greeting with English words organized by Chinese grammar. In Chinese there is an everyday greeting "Hao jiu mei jian" which corresponds with "long time no see", literally word by word. It is said that "Long time no see" was first used by Chinese-Americans.
Long time no see! Cuban ex-President Fidel Castro makes a rare photographed appearance.
Long time no see by zhw7 September 3, 2009

Long-ball-ism 

A condition that extends the sac holding a mans balls, causing it to stretch and sag. Common in older men who think that swimsuits can be worn as underwear.
No, your underwear are supposed to keep your balls closer to your waist not your knees. I think you have long-ball-ism, or you need new underwear!
Long-ball-ism by Chilli Fest April 17, 2020

Long term memory sauce 

The act of having amnesia and mixing up the word tomato with long term memory.
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce...

Long Story Long 

When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.
Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow
Long Story Long by MaddWopp February 4, 2022

long back 

When a girl has no ass
Paris Hilton has a long back, she needs to lay accross the toilet seat so she dont fall in.
long back by Joey from SD January 4, 2004

long dick style

I'm Tyrone, and I came here to fuck your wife. LONG DICK STYLE