lobster disease 

A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.

The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.

"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"

lobster disease by jray November 27, 2012

Jolly Lobster 

When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.

A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."

Jolly Lobster by maddies anglers September 29, 2012

Lewiston Lobster 

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.

When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.

Lewiston Lobster by myrealname June 17, 2023

new england lobster trap 

When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.

"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."

new england lobster trap by Vindit January 5, 2015

lobster magnet 

The Greatest Flash Video Ever!

lobster magnet by Doolo August 26, 2003

White Lobster 

The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.

Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?

Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.

White Lobster by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013

lobster

someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.

he's her lobster!

lobster by ccccc28 August 25, 2011