Loaf

Ham- all that needs to be said

Ham is the loafest of the loafs

by not a loaf February 13, 2010

loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

by Tyler Sanderson September 21, 2006

LOAF

1) LOAF is an acronym for - Large, Overweight And Fat

2) Someone/something that is the size and shape of a loaf of bread

3) A human that eats unholy amounts of bread

Benni - Lloyd is a LOAF
Alex - Large, Overweight And Fat?
Benni - No, I was making a bread reference... but that is pure genius!

by FEIHCSIM September 09, 2018

Loaf

A retard on the internet that is very epic

That loaf guy is so epic!!

by Loafxd November 29, 2018

LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006

Loaf

A woman's vagina and clitoris, can be changed to:
crusty loaf: a dry vagina,
White loaf: A white woman's vagina,
wholemeal loaf: A black woman's vagina

I munched on that loaf

by 7-aint-so-cool August 25, 2011

Loaf

to fucking shred

i loafed today with the boys

by laofdacity February 17, 2011