cover letter

A legitimate reason for ending your life.

Writing cover letters is fucked.

by vivavoka October 8, 2009

listenin

Another way of saying you are resting my eyes

"Are you going to sleep?" "no, I'm just listenin"...Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005

liptease

The act of putting on lipstick suggestively;
The oral equivalent of a striptease.

Diane was giving me a liptease from across the room, so I went over and asked her out.

by pilaman June 14, 2007

Do you listen to cavetown?

When you wanna ask if someone is trans but in kind of a sneaky way

Hey do you listen to cavetown?
-yeah i do thanks for asking

What are your pronouns
-he/him

by Boli nas pisonja September 11, 2020

social lifter

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym for the purposes of meeting new people, catching up with friends, and filling up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will typically perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.

James: I wish that social lifter would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: He's not just a social lifter, he's a social liftard. Check it, I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.

by Tuck Rollinsmith July 27, 2008

The Scarlet Letter

A horrific torture device devised by Nathaniel Hawthorne in 1850. Since then, English teachers across America have been using it to mentally maim their students, as this book can cause brain anuerisms and seizures within five minutes of reading. The only *human being* that has ever finished the book without damaging himself is Chuck Norris.

In Guantanamo Bay, the interrogators utilize the Scarlet Letter as a highly effective extraction tool.

by Doctor Gem December 17, 2008

lifted

v. High; under the influence of a controlled substance.

School's out! C'mon, let's go get lifted!

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002