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Lemus

When fungus grows in your ball hair
Doctor: you have Lemus
Person 1:what’s that?
Doctor: it’s when fungus grows in your ball haif
Person 1 : damn son
by Habugga nagugga December 22, 2019
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ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
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lemual

The lane that seperates bi-directional traffic that is shared by either direction for making left turns.
dude, pull into the lemual!
by perk March 26, 2004
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Lemz0r

A Lemz0r is a holy (and mostly untouchable) master of Lemmings. To achieve Lemz0r status one must either have completed an entire version of Lemmings, or whence given the challenge sit down and beat any level on demand.

This definition primarily pertains to all incarnations of TEAM17's game Lemmings dating back to the Amiga, but can also be used to describe a tamer of literal Lemmings if necessary.

Also a Lemz0r is normally an above average Worms player, or even perhaps a Wormz0r.
Friend 1: "I'm stuck on this psychotically difficult level in Lemmings, it's fucking impossible."
Friend 2: "I'm sure it's not impossible, hold on I'll call over Max, he's a Lemz0r, he can figure it out."
by Max Klein January 22, 2007
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Lemuring

When one lays back and turns their face towards the sun to soak up all the rays! An act that lemurs do in groups on sunny days!
Its a little chilly out but we could still bundle up on the boat do some lemuring to tan our faces!
by TNT1980 May 31, 2018
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Lemur

Lemurs travel in groups and will follow the lead of the most popular person around them. They enjoy patrying hard and tend to be extremely destructive.
Geez, Jessica and her friends are such lemurs. They took the bolts off of my pools diving board and used it as a floating bar.

Todds roomates are such lemurs. I let them drive my car once and they drove it through my garage door.
by Salucam June 29, 2018
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lemure

Lemures are the souls of evil creatures brought back to life again on a lower plane of existance. they look like a human-shaped candle melted into a blob of goo. Lemures are slow and not too bright.they serve mainly as cannon fodder for more powerful devilish creatures, blocking your path to their superiors and getting in the way of your attacks.
they are similar to ghosts or specters
by smurf August 17, 2004
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