A long, fat line of cocaine. Since cocaine is so expensive, only a lawyer can afford to treat his friends to a Lawyer Line.
by lodean November 1, 2009
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by Greg427 January 11, 2009
Get the Interwebs Lawyer mug.Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
by Ivysauce August 25, 2017
Get the lawyer morty mug.When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.
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Get the Trump lawyer mug.A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 9, 2019
Get the Ghetto lawyer mug.When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights
The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”
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