male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.
Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.
by goodtimes0 June 16, 2005
Get the man lavamug. when a male spends 5+ minutes in a sauna, and ejaculates on a male/female's face, resulting in hot syrupy semen.
by stevielikesweiners February 26, 2009
Get the lava syrupmug. It is when you give head with a mouth full of hot sauce, causing an immense searing burn to the genital region.
by John Basedow Jr. March 26, 2009
Get the Lava Domemug. when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
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lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 5, 2013
Get the lava ballingmug. A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
by James Sandy January 19, 2008
Get the lava turdmug. (n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010
Get the lava lampmug. by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017
Get the Dick Lavamug.