Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020

watermelon reveal

when you send a tiddie pic

“ay yo shawty lemme get a watermelon reveal”

by twitch.tv/touukk March 13, 2021

Oversized Watermelon

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.

Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."

by Mr.Rot May 31, 2018

Jommy Watermelon

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.

Yo Jommy Watermelon, wanna go to the beach with me? Make sure to bring your awesome pet lobster.

by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021

greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

Watermelon sugar high

The high one gets after sex, with a woman. The watermelon sugar is referencing a woman’s sexual organ and how it tastes; Hence why it,“tastes like strawberry on a summer even’.” He also hints at the reference when he says, “I want more berries.” That lyric is very similar to Cake by the Ocean, by DNCE. Sex and sexual organs are often compared to sugary type desserts in songs.

Sex with her is like a watermelon sugar high in the summer.

She tastes like watermelon sugar.

by Monah se dovah November 29, 2020

That's so watermelon

A sentence used by the Kardasim in SimgmProduction
Means something is cool
It's only funny when you use it with friends, using it on stranger won't make u feel so eDgY and DifFereNT

Girl 1: Hey look at this new movie in the cinema, the casts look so awesome
Girl 2: Really? That's so watermelon
Girl 1:*turn into a half wolf half princess half fox half fairy and flies to the cinema*

by Monty'scokholder January 15, 2022