lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 07, 2022

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 08, 2018

Funky lanky

Too lanky

Damn homie looks at that dude he’s like funky lanky

by Kenneth Branagh March 03, 2019

lanky skank

A tall, thin woman who performs lots of butt stuff and other sexual wonders with many different people

If lanky skanks are his thing then he'll adore Kelly as she's tall, skinny and loves butt stuff.

by mirakel860 January 01, 2014

Lanky munter

A tall and slender unattractive jenson

Jenson is such a lanky munter

by Allah@911 November 09, 2021

Lanky Abdi

Tall caramel chocolate Somali man, also known as LA

Look at LA, he’s handsome. Lanky Abdi he so sexy.

by Ibtissam33 November 23, 2021

Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.

fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box

by Sethsterwastaken April 25, 2024