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Lacrosse Goalie Swag

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies
Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"
by AquaHippo July 6, 2010
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librosexual

The sexual attraction to books. This can apply to what is written within the text or being physically aroused with books by using them to stimulate their genitals.
Person 1: Did you know James was librosexual?

Person 2: Dude I know, I totally caught him f***ing a book yesterday.
by Dyldo's associate May 4, 2014
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lacrosse player

person who is too coordinated for baseball. usually started baseball when they were younger but got bored because it moved two miles an hour. therefore they switched to lacrosse. usually plays football or hockey also. can beat the shit out of you any day of the week.
by xaone February 17, 2010
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Girl's Lacrosse

A somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. With so many rules and regulations, it's surprising they don't make the team tiptoe down the field. Invented because apparently girls are not "tough enough" to handle boys lacrosse. This is bullshit, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullshit. I'm sure many people would like to see girls hitting each other with sticks. I know I'd love to hit CERTAIN girls over the head.
Ref: "This is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face."
PLayer: *Jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.*
"Then why don't we wear helmets in Girl's Lacrosse!"
by Catrin June 20, 2006
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lacrosse

worst sport known to man. everyone who plays this sucks giant d*ck. this sport is only played the biggest queers in the school. notice the real sports like baseball football and basketball get all the girls. the kids who play lacrosse have little ass dicks. fucking lacrosse is so gay everyone who plays it should be killed. its only for the gayest mother fuckers out there. peace. fuck you lacrosse players.
some kid: i play lacrosse.
me: no wonder why you dont get laid you fucking queer bag!
by lacrosse is gay69 January 12, 2009
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Lacrosee

An ancient sport created by the Natives in North-America; back then it a game that was interpreted as sheer mayhem by the white-dudes. Nowadays, it is a nnational sport (the NLL) with ten teams across Canada and the US. There are also many college teams and high-school teams. It is lpayed in the spring by a variety of people, but they can mostly be summed up into two categories (most fall into a) )

a) guys who are too fast for football, too rough for hockey and too hetero-sexual for baseball

b) guys who want hot lacrosstitutes

Real men play this sport. And if you think lacrosse is for pussies, step into the box (or onto the field) with me for all of five minutes.
*seen on t-shirt*

Front- The Boys of Spring Play Baseball

Back- The MEN of Spring Play Lacrosse
by Iwillkillyouinyoursleep April 9, 2005
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LaBronica

An eight day period from July 1-July 8 similar to Hanukkah during which NBA teams shower gifts on free agents in an attempt to get them to sign with their team.
On the second day of LaBronica the Bulls took D-Wade and Bosh out to dinner, while LaBron was being wined and dined in New York.
by Dixon Cider July 7, 2010
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