Kryptix

1. Noun; Fat little skank who likes to look at cameltoes even if they are his mom's, and has genital herpes
2. Slang; Herpes

OMFG look at the spots on that guys penis!!! he has kryptix!!!

by Tehj0ohn July 27, 2004

black woman's kryptonite

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet

I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.

by Bmos May 6, 2008

Kryptonited

A physical and mental state achieved when heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.

Man you should have seen Alex at the pub last nite, he was kryptonited.

by topperharley June 16, 2013

Kryptix

Kryptix, better known as Luke owns a runescape classic privet server called Runescape Classic Emulation. He is a strange creature, half human half pixel. From a young age he was told by his mother his penis was a birth defect and was forced to tape it between his legs. He used to steal pixels and sell them for self satisfaction. His mission to re-create a runescape classic world is feuled by his burning ambition to prove to himself hes not as worthless as his family or school bullies claimed he was. He is on a mission to reclaim your pixels! Luke is not to be trusted, he is a compulsive liar and a proven pathetic keylogger/scammer. Up yours RSCE!

kryptix

by Adx1 March 29, 2010

WHITE MAN'S KRYPTONITE

A really fine white girl!!! One that is totally hot. Just ask any white man who has worked hard all his life to achieve success then "blows it" because of such a girl. Or leaves his wife for one. Just because the para-phrase Black Man's Kryptonite became popular after a latecoming movie "Undercover Brother" doesn't mean that the original phrase hasn't been around for years. Asian men, Black men, Superman and men around the world do not corner the market, nor are immune to this form of "kryptonite"!!!

Did you see all of the "White Man's Kryptonite" on the Bikini Open Show last night??

by BRS 1 May 4, 2007

kryptik

A friend of extraordinary caliber.

I wish I had a Kryptik

by Snoof April 23, 2003

kryptonite

1. The only substance that can harm wordSuperman.
2. (metaphorical) Something you have a strong aversion to.

1. Kryptonite is Lex Luther's only defense.
2. No mayonaise please; that shit is kryptonite to me.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003