Krumpert

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

by Jacob R. December 26, 2007

krumpbitch

a girl that likes to have babies with everyone....especially you!!(kinda like a slut)

krumpbitch had a 190 kids....and is still working on more

by pinktaco June 28, 2007

krump

kava+drunk+high+dip=krump
the ultimate fucked up state of feeling. way better than drunk way better than crunk way better than crump its getting fucked up with krump.


compliments to jamis57

Im so fucken krumped.

by prob February 17, 2005

krumpin

wen u cheese.chillin wit da homies.getin kruump.etc.

we be krumpin... we krumpin all ova da world

by jon the baptist June 11, 2006

Krumb Knum

n., adj., pl. -s
1. stupid or retarded (retarded in the slang sense, not mentally retarded)
2. an idiot or retard (retard in the slang sense, not mentally retarded)

1. Joe is being Krumb Knum right now
2. Soha is a Krumb Knum for doing the wrong homework

by BWANKER May 2, 2009

KRUMP

To dance with you sad child becuse no one else would

Marge Simpson: I'll krump with you sweetie pie

by ENTROPY PRINCESS OF CHAHOS June 12, 2019

Krumbo

A person that is really awkward, unfunny, and overall unknown

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen Krumbo?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: They're a really weird person. They made a lot of bad jokes and said some really weird shit

by Krumboshi March 17, 2021