Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.
Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!
by McSouthFl September 21, 2019
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Person 1: "Hey you heard about the new guy Kook Pee?"
Person 2: "No I haven't herd about him you fucking idiot"
Person 2: "No I haven't herd about him you fucking idiot"
by Kook Pee December 15, 2020
Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.
by serial kook ipper November 21, 2010
An elixir (either tangible or intangible) one drinks that exacerbates sometimes an already tainted belief system and emboldens the drinker to act upon said beliefs. Very similar to kool-aid, but the drinker of this drink is already a bit nutty, whereas kool-aid drinkers are sane, yet gullible.
The anti-abortion protesters all gathered 'round the entrance to the clinic and chanted, having previously imbibed themselves with their kook-aid.
by valpalas December 14, 2009
A young male of 16 that looks and talks like a overly large penis. This specimen has a large nose and banana-like fingers. He also has a BADUNKADUNK!
by Jeff Reed June 11, 2004
When you ribs hurt from surfing for the first time in a long time. Or if you are just too skinny and don't have much meat on your bones to pad your chest against the board, your ribs start to hurt.
by avogoofy September 26, 2016