Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye
Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard
Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard
by mitch00uk April 2, 2015
Get the old knackers yard mug.Or often called "double noggin knocker", is a combat move used to take out two assailants simultaneously. Not to be confused with a headbutt... this move is performed by taking the heads of two opponents and cracking them together, with little impact upon oneself.
You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.
This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.
You see this kind of thing alot in tag team style professional wrestling.
This move seems less effective against pacific islanders, as apparently, their heads are harder than most people's.
Bushwacker Bob made a big mistake when he tried performing a double noggin knocker on the Samoan brothers.
by Alfie The Horndog July 16, 2007
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Expression often uttered by the notorious Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen in response to overly-excited contestants that deliver 1 decently cooked dish and shit the bed for the rest of service.
Girl 1: OMG chef Ramsay served my wellington! *high five*
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.
GR: Don't start peeing your knickers yet Amanda you slow cow.
by Adequate Quality May 12, 2019
Get the Peeing your knickers mug.A slang term for military college or university graduates. It refers to the large graduation rings that are usually worn by said persons, and to the tradition of knocking the ring on a table to quiet a boisterous room.
by K...! May 13, 2006
Get the ring knocker mug.A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.
Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
by YvesII October 5, 2006
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Get the nut knocker mug.A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.
I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.
by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010
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