Kentucky Klondike Bar

When multiple individuals eat a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and become very horny. One of the individuals shits into the bucket. They then participate in a circle jerk and all cum into the bucket. Another individual covers the cum cream by shitting on top of it. Thus, completing the Kentucky Klondike Bar. The participants then eat the Klondike Bar.

So last night my bros and I, after playing fortnite, had a Kentucky Klondike Bar.

by dennyschocolatepancake September 3, 2019

Granny Klondike

When you have anal sex or practice any form of ass play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a "gold rush".

"When I was fucking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best Granny Klondike of my life!"

"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" "I'd fuck your gran until she fucking shat herself."

by Sancho Barrymore October 18, 2008

inverse klondike

two polar bears banging

you can't see that many inverse klondikes now global warming's happening, eh?

by sansnomdemontreal November 4, 2011

alaskan klondike

putting frozen ice cream in a condom and letting it freeze to shape the condom and put it in the lucky man/woman.

I'm going to pull an Alaskan Klondike on my girlfriend tonight

by Alaskan klondike July 9, 2018

Texas Klondike

The act of taking a shit, freezing it and using it as a dildo.

Bro you’re so gay, you’d let a homo “Texas Klondike” you.

by BigD81 September 21, 2023

the kentucky klondike bar

The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
Sex gross funny fucked up Kentucky Klondike bar the Kentucky Klondike bar poop
I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.

by Sacrificialsouls810 September 23, 2015

california klondike

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.

"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"

by Auti111 May 3, 2014