Kim

A girl who’s a real bitch but nice at the same time , loves alcohol, like ALOT, is very obsessed with The Weeknd and someone you can never be bored with. Has very few friends but knows a lot of people , considers vodka her soulmate, plans on killing someone one day while dancing with them , acts like a kid, doesn’t care what others say, is a very colorful person and has toegers
Guy 1: holy shit look , it’s a Kim

Guy 1: fuck let’s get out of here
by Twuat July 19, 2018
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kim

Kim is an ugly ass bitch who is actually a hoe. She hates guys with the names: John,Jack,Jason,Jacob, and Jimmy cuz they start with J's. She usually has a big ass and attracts fukbois.
Kim
by Jasoefsdn Kim April 17, 2017
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kim

kim is a nasty white whore who hurts people and drags them down. she is a manipulative toxic person and a horrible mother to her two amazing kids. she chooses the wrong priorities and doesn’t care how it effects those around her. kim is a nasty smelling white fat bitch just like rachel.
girl one: “ did u hear from kim this week
girl two: “ no i FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH
by elarakakaksjaha January 20, 2020
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Kim

To "Kim": To exaggerate the durability of walnut shells (optional: during intimate mother-daughter moments).
Origin:

Mother-daughter bonding/hugging.

Kim: *attempting to crack open a walnut* "You know... bank vaults should be made out of walnuts."

Mother-daughter: ...

Example:

"Dude, you just pulled a Kim."
by Kittytron July 21, 2011
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kim

the littlest babe in the world she is so tiny and shes my muffin top but she hates me and wont have a sleepover with me and she has a fish that tries to commit suicide everyday but thats ok because she lets him continue to be suicidal🤪 she is the most perfect person in the world even tho i have to force her to give me hugs and strawberry🍓🍓🍓🍓but forever i will love her more then she knows. her ass is jupiter🍑🍑🍑🍑but shes overall tiny. i love kimmy👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽
look👀 there is kimmy talking about jensen ackles again!

well thats not surprising!
by izzychristianson November 20, 2018
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Kim

Usually gets mistaked for a tape messaure!
Dad ya that's 8 meters and 26 feet

Kim stop talking behind my back
by Random guy 666 August 5, 2018
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Kim

That one whore from the Eminem songs
Stop being such a Kim
by Milk-Chan February 17, 2017
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