by Kim C September 4, 2006
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1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
by CHall May 2, 2007
Get the kayak mug.On the outside Keyan may look mean but on the inside he is a sweet hearted and kind minded.
He is loud but also can be very understanding. He is very brave and never gives up on anything. He loves being involved in ALL sport. He is goofy and can make anyone laugh.
Keyan is one of the most loving guys you will ever meet. He loves his friends and family, but even more than that he loves ALL animals.
Even though he is perfect he never seems to think so, so he always has to rely on his friends and family to tell him he is amazing.
He is loud but also can be very understanding. He is very brave and never gives up on anything. He loves being involved in ALL sport. He is goofy and can make anyone laugh.
Keyan is one of the most loving guys you will ever meet. He loves his friends and family, but even more than that he loves ALL animals.
Even though he is perfect he never seems to think so, so he always has to rely on his friends and family to tell him he is amazing.
Girl: Have you heard of Keyan?
Girl 2#: Yeah isn't he that boy that always is loud outside?
Girl: yep that's him.
Girl 2#: Yeah isn't he that boy that always is loud outside?
Girl: yep that's him.
by January 26th 2020 January 26, 2020
Get the Keyan mug.1. a person who kayaks habitually and to excess or who sufferes from kayakaholism
2. one who spends their offspring's college fund on new gear, boats, etc... with out regard to their child's feelings or future
3. a person who drives 6 hours each way to submerge themselves in running waters enduring a good chance of injury or death with no obvious reward.
2. one who spends their offspring's college fund on new gear, boats, etc... with out regard to their child's feelings or future
3. a person who drives 6 hours each way to submerge themselves in running waters enduring a good chance of injury or death with no obvious reward.
by idontkayakyet July 16, 2008
Get the kayakaholic mug.Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long.
Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
by snufaluph March 4, 2012
Get the kayaking mug.A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate"
Thief: dude, bill guess what?
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
by KaYaKpIrAtE January 22, 2010
Get the Kayak Pirate mug.The most amazing girl to ever live. She can make you laugh when ever she is around, she has a beautiful smile and will always be there for you. She is the most wonderful person to be around and has an additude but in a good way.
Keyanni I am so happy your alive and my best friend, I appreciate you so much because your there for me when I need you.
by Moegan.lehf June 12, 2016
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