When one man is engaging in oral sex with another man, then shoves his pal's whole dick down his throat with a smile on his face.
I was with my buddy, Brian, last night, and then the next thing I knew, I was doing The Real Kendrick!
by CrazyNinjaSloth April 01, 2020
THE REAL KING! Everyone Likes Him And He Is Beautiful As Fuck! He Is A Man That No one Can Say No To.
by Simon Cronberg December 12, 2016
Rolling a Kendrick is the action of rolling a joint that is big and loud and could make anyone bounce. Usually referred to sativa strains.
Me: You i haven't smoked in ages.
Guy: Oh damn, feels bad. I rolled a kendrick (Rolling A Kendrick past tense) yesterday with my friends and we got too fucked!
Guy: Oh damn, feels bad. I rolled a kendrick (Rolling A Kendrick past tense) yesterday with my friends and we got too fucked!
by 888NumbersCalling July 01, 2020
by IhateKendrick June 27, 2024
by Negro-Lover_UwU October 10, 2022
Worth glazing to shit. He is the number one pookie along with Kanye. If you don’t love Kendrick something is wrong with you and only you and you need to get your problems worked out. Kendrick is perfect and loved by all and we all worship him. If you don’t, call your therapist.
Obama even picked him. But he was against drake for the question. And only an absolute, psychotic psychopath would pick DRAKE over Kendrick. Drake and his 500 ghostwriters will NEVER top Kendrick.
Obama even picked him. But he was against drake for the question. And only an absolute, psychotic psychopath would pick DRAKE over Kendrick. Drake and his 500 ghostwriters will NEVER top Kendrick.
Bob “It’s too bad Kendrick disappeared, he was our lord”
Rob “Bro I think you’re glazing a bit too much”
Bob “Nah you just need to get yourself checked out. Conform to Kenny, or else.”
Rob ‘Woah, man, why do you got that gun?”
Bob “Conform to Kenny. Or… else…”
Rob “Ok bro I conform!”
Bob “Good, heh heh heh heh heh.”
Rob “You crazy.”
Bob “Hey, watchu say?”
Rob “woah, woah!”
*gunshot*
Rob “Bro I think you’re glazing a bit too much”
Bob “Nah you just need to get yourself checked out. Conform to Kenny, or else.”
Rob ‘Woah, man, why do you got that gun?”
Bob “Conform to Kenny. Or… else…”
Rob “Ok bro I conform!”
Bob “Good, heh heh heh heh heh.”
Rob “You crazy.”
Bob “Hey, watchu say?”
Rob “woah, woah!”
*gunshot*
by PATTYSKINGDOM April 04, 2024
He's Big Brian, Good at hiding his feelings for his crush, Wears glasses, definitely Asian, Im not racist, trust And he is always called "Kendrick Lamar" The god of all answers and biggest brain in class fr fr
"I don't understand this question! Help me, Kendrick!"
"Don't worry baba grill. I gotchu."
"I love you Kendrick!"
"Don't worry baba grill. I gotchu."
"I love you Kendrick!"
by FoolishWren May 05, 2023