Tye Keane

Tye Keane is a non-binary queen! He is multi-gender with his pronouns mainly being Lors/Loraxself. He has a secret stash of motivational quotes stashed up his sphincter.

Despite the tight sphincter, he is an excellent friend to keep around especially if you like flip phones. If you ever need a good laugh look up his name and view his acting profile on Google, bonus points if you view it when he's next to you.

Tye is a genuine guy with extremely sexy feet (especially his middle toe). Likes be rear-ended out the front of the school.

"Have you seen Tye Keane?"
"Yeah, he's getting rear ended out the front"

"Ah makes sense, sounds typical Twinky Tye Keane"

by Alfie Johansen June 18, 2023

keane coggin

you stupid ni-

keane coggin is so hott ughh

by Bean eatin cleep monster November 28, 2022

keane

; keane refers to a bozo who perform acts of tweakin

-late and unreliable

-stupid and dumb

•aka DumbKeane Donut

how do you get a zero iq, what a keane!!

by truthseeker orb August 26, 2021

Keane

Loves fried chicken, darker than space, Penis bigger than the KFC line, and is gay

OMG keane is hotter than ninja.

by JusticeUD March 1, 2022

Keane Hater

Dictionary definition: Person or individual who has natural dislike of another individual named Keane due to Keane sucking mad dick

Person 1. "Ew look its Keane"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"

by Sussiest Baka October 21, 2021

The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them

The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.

by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024

Roy Keane

The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love

Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)

by ohgharold July 22, 2022