Dirty Kazoo

When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise

My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo

by Ric Spade January 23, 2021

The kait in kazoo

The kid who makes forts in closet because they’re gay

Person A:gay

Person B:your also gay

Person C:STOP!no more bully

Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo

Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said

Poopy doo doo shart…hehe

by Not milkayz December 2, 2021

bum kazoo

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.

My German friend plays a mean bum kazoo!

by ZastinLD September 20, 2016

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope June 2, 2018

backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021