by Ric Spade January 23, 2021

Person A:gay
Person B:your also gay
Person C:STOP!no more bully
Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo
Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said
Poopy doo doo shart…hehe
Person B:your also gay
Person C:STOP!no more bully
Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo
Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said
Poopy doo doo shart…hehe
by Not milkayz December 2, 2021

The act of placing a layer of cling-film over your anus and expelling gas to create the effect of a kazoo.
by ZastinLD September 20, 2016

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.
by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand
by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.
by The Space Pope June 2, 2018

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.
-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”
by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021
