Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Kazoo

An amazing person. He has is a great friend. I couldnt imagine where i would be if he hadnt been my friend and he sings to me sometimes

also I DONT LIKE PAW PATROL

stab: hey kazoo how are ya
kazoo: *sings shape of you*

by stab i think July 24, 2021

Kazoo

1. An instrument

2. A person with a crippling fear of insects, fights their siblings and torments their discord friends, is epic at singing but overall a very funny and great person to hang around

Person 1: Ayo is that Kazoo over there?
Person 2: I think so?
Person 1: Oh shit we gotta scram and fast!

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

Kazoo

Better known as Kaz Brekker or Dirtyhands, a gang leader in Ketterdam. Nina likes to call him this.

“Who’s that, Nina?”

“That’s Kazoo David Brekker. He thinks his hair is cool, it’s not.”

“Right-“

by jesperfaheylobebot July 11, 2021

sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

kazoo

loudthing that make sound aaaaaaaaa

i love kazooing

by The All-knowing Bug. January 5, 2022

Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.

Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker

by That_random318 January 5, 2022