crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.

Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.

by rachychill April 25, 2017

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

Meat Kabob

A meat kabob is a trend where you get all your friends that are guys and stack on eachother using your fat meaty cocks

Dude you should've came to the meat kabob party last night

by fagblaster3000 January 20, 2022

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Kabobing

Similar to spitroasting it is where 3 people doing a devils threesome where 1 guy has the mouth and 1 has either the asshole or the cunt but the position before was double penetration and the guy who had the ass went to the front. And the girl is upside down laying on something while the guys stand and fuck her from both angles

"Bro my gf wants to do some kabobing and idk what to do."

"Not while we are eating kevin. We love how you trust us enough to tell us this, but on behalf of me and your mother we don't want to hear about a 16 year Olds sex life"

by Abyssalment August 28, 2023

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019