Juan

Puto sucio. Typically looks like a beaner frog. Sucks at minecraft. Only has one friend and doesn't know how to turn the brights of a car on.
"Eww! Is that a frog coming our way?!"
"No, that's just Juan"
by Hexedcarcass December 20, 2016
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angry Mexicans who cry when they don't get their nachos
juan shanked that dude over some nachos
by howmanybitchesufucking January 30, 2017
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Juan is Juan of the best people you could meet. His personality is juan of a kind. He's Juan of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan is basically perfect.
by Truly.juan July 02, 2018
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Literally the best human to ever exist. If you know a juan, keep him and cherish him. Did I mention they have a fat ass 👀!!
Mom: who’s juan?

Me: the best person to ever exist on earth
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A REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY ASS GUY WITH A BIG ASS BUTT CHIN AND SMELLS LIKE A DICK and sweats so much he looks like he has ducks swimming in his armpits.
OMG JUAN IS SO UGLY

MY EYES JUAN IS SO UGLY

GIVE ME BLEACH JUAN IS COMING
by Ugly123104 July 14, 2018
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Juan is an amazing person. The first moment you look at him you automatically know you wanna be his friend...or even more. He has incredible looks. He can make you feel so special and can bring up your self esteem. He is nice, funny, talented, athletic, handsome, and many more things. You'll never want to lose a juan.
Person 1: dang who's that?!
Person 2: his name is juan, he's amazing
by My names none of ur beeswax October 18, 2019
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Person: Juan!

100 people: Que?
by Jessie0.4 December 07, 2016
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