Johnathon

A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.

"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"

by DontUseUrRealNameLol September 15, 2019

Johar

A person who likes Metal and engages in extreme activity which includes the following: Electric guitar, headbanging and djenting. Also Johars like psychedelic experiences, and enjoy studying chemical compositions and extraction of different drugs, before taking them.

Mat: Holy shit did you see how many tabs that dude took! He`s so fucked!
Dan: Ya man, thats what you get for being a Johar.

by thatshitisdope December 16, 2010

Johnathon

The guy with the biggest dick and all the bitches

Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot

by 456.11.37.24 April 26, 2022

Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot

Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could

by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010

johnandre

sweet, loving, caring, and handsome guy. would always care for his best friend. has the cutest smile and is very sexy. if your ever down he will always bring you up with his amazing smile. he may be shy but inside he is a wonderful fwend. he cares and loves his best friends and would never try to make them feel sad. he gives great advice. if you know or are friends with a johnandre, consider yourself very lucky. his bestfriend is possibly named jahnavi saini

dang johnandre is so cute

by auaauaaaaaudrjeojsjjpilotjahna May 1, 2017

johnair

A big black man that smokes weed on a daily, yet can hold a job and his name isn’t pronounced as it’s spelled.

Hey Johnair, let’s fuck?
Johnair: When, where, and how hard?

by Peja May 18, 2018

joanaracoon

a fat kid who binges fortnite and dosent care for others

wow that kid at school is a joanaracoon.

by crapsterstereo July 1, 2019