A really fucking awesome guy who has a massive dick. He is usually seen on the street being awesome and having sex with multiple women. If you are ever lucky enough to see him in person, spontaneous orgasms are in order. He is also really damn funny and a fucking tank. He can also play the fucking cowbell like a pro.
Girl 1 - "Hey look at the hotty John over there."
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he's way cooler than that faggot Colin"
Girl 2 - "Yeah, he's way cooler than that faggot Colin"
by My name is totally not John November 08, 2010
one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.
laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
by idkjustlovehim April 30, 2009
A John is a word to describe a man who gives the best anal sex, but is also also the sweetest guy ever. Johns have big dicks and flirt a lot but are so loving Johns make you smile like crazy gets girls wet easily. A John is rare. A John is the best kind of guy a girl could have.
Person 1- He is the sweetest guy I ever met, he makes me smile like crazy.
Person 2- Aww! , a John?
Person 1- Ohh yess defiantly *winks*
Person 1- Youre so lucky I wish I could find myself a John.
Person 2- Aww! , a John?
Person 1- Ohh yess defiantly *winks*
Person 1- Youre so lucky I wish I could find myself a John.
by amybug November 12, 2010
by Icy Wyte May 21, 2018
Just a complete douchebag honestly. The kinda guy who when he enters any given room there are at least three people in that room who wouldn’t mind giving him a good punching.
Did you see John today?? I don’t know why, but I just especially feel like whooping his thicccc ass today
by Using my real name January 21, 2020
Probably the best guy you will ever meet in your life. Looks best with no shirt and leaning over a couch telling you he has to take a shower. Basically, if you meet him you WILL fall in love with him and there is nothing you can do about it. VERY obsessed with video games, but he makes it look hot. He will spend all the free time he can get talking to you, even if he only has five minutes. By far the sweetest guy in the world, a gentleman, and exremely handsome.
person 1-John just talked to me!
person 2- are you kidding?! what'd he say!?
person 1- absolutely nothing!
person 2- your so lucky!
person 2- are you kidding?! what'd he say!?
person 1- absolutely nothing!
person 2- your so lucky!
by ouisorazzal27 December 25, 2010