by ninja169 July 11, 2005
I can believe he got elected, Gay Jihad was such a controversial band, I am surprised he didn't alienate his conservative base.
by Somaticom August 31, 2011
An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.
Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!
by west122 September 19, 2013
When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.
by ratco June 15, 2015
Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.
The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.
by John Bigbootay November 28, 2009
Ahkbar Hazell decided it was time to come out of the closet and let Allah know he was ready to perform an Anal Jihad because he knew he was too hairy and smelly to bone all the virgins in heaven
by Bonglajio August 02, 2006
A Muslim soldier, also referred to as Ali Baba, when referring to the enemy forces as a whole, or in a group relationship.Johhny Jihad is used a euphenism for a single enemy combatant in Iraq.
by jim bless October 28, 2007