court jester

a silly sex act:

1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.

4. finally, proclaim to said female

"YOU'VE JUST BEEN COURT JESTERED, BITCH!"

phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."

by Dr. J Weinberg September 5, 2009

jetsers

A breast, that's just it.

Rick: Wow, she has some big jetsers.
Jake: Yeah, she sure does.

by Fockin' shithead April 22, 2015

Jesterfy

Adding the phrase 'Just kidding' or 'Jokes' after something is said to reinfore the last stated thing, was to be taken only in jest.

I made a remark about my cousin's mole and a hockey puck, of course i then felt obliged to jesterfy it with; 'I'm just kidding mate.'

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

jester.pawz

the person who never cosplays

least active mutual EVER

oh yeah, jester.pawz? they're never active anymore lol!!

by mochikitten June 27, 2021

Jesterphile

A person who is obsessed with the aesthetic of court Jesters. In example: (Looks, Music, Art and so forth.) People who also love Masquerades and jesters in media

"Yo dude, did you see Anon's Jester mask in his backpack?"

"Dude you should see his room he has all kinds of those things. The dude is such a Jesterphile.

by Groove-Jester June 30, 2021

jespersloverg1rl

girl who loves jesper, is at an astonishing height of 149cm and is very cool 😁 i imagine their future life to be a part time barista who has a regular customer who talks to them about their interests and she falls in love with them and then she dies in an unfortunate car accident and marries jesper in heaven !

jespersloverg1rl needs to grow.

by slutforjesperfahey August 25, 2021

jester fetish

The untamable need to fuck a jester silly; desiring a jester in the way a hunter may desire it's prey in a sexual context. (This does not require a predator/prey kink.)

Person 1: yeah, I'm really into jesters.

Person 2: what do you mean?

Person 1: Like, I would totally raw Cierco from Skyrim, that jester shit gets me going.

Person 2: ...so, like, a jester fetish?
Person 1: honestly yeah

by zdux January 12, 2022