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noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN informal offensive
a male homosexual.
stop being a jesse
Jesse by D@nkM3M3_L0rd21 July 7, 2018
A dumbass fat piece of shit that sits on his ass all day playing fortnite and jerking off to nudes on snapchat .
Me: Hey Jesse you what to go to the movies.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.
Jesse by Chode Muncher656 May 20, 2018
When parents plan on having a girl named Jessie but instead they have a boy. Instead of looking up boy names they just use the name they already came up with. Basically a disappointment.
Jesse: Mom, why did u call me Jesse?
Mom: Well ur dad and i were thinking of having a girl but we got u instead.
Jesse: fuck u mom *cries*
Dad: face it son, the name suits u from how much of a lilbitch u are
Jesse by RBExSOB October 13, 2017
A really gay faggot that sucks dick and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriends.
Jesse by Iamajesse July 24, 2019
Jesse's are usually a crazy, semi-redneck kind of kid, he is nice and you could abuse a Jesse all day long and would give less shits than Whinnie the Pooh. He is easy to make laugh and somehow has wheels when you wouldn't ever think so. With Jesse, it's either you hate him or you think he's awesome. Cow
Look at that kid blowing up things, and pissing that Isaac kid off, what a damn Jesse
Jesse by bob the gobby November 9, 2013