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Jess

Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.
Tom- “damn look at Jess”

Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”

Dan- “alright I get it

Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”
by UnknownUnicornOSparkles100 January 18, 2019
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A psychotic and insane girl.

Often steals money and threatens to beat people up.
That girl is such a Jess.
by Woahvickyeeew May 6, 2020
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A guy named Jess is a hick who constantly complains about the small incestual town he grew up in, always telling anyone he talks to about the great things he is destined for. Just to later stay in said town and breed chickens with his wife who happens to oddly resemble his own looks... weird. Thinks he is better than most people and is always the first person to break up with someone in a relationship because he knows he is going to get dumped soon.
"Who's the guy in high school that always said he would get rich but just started working at Chipolte?"
" LMAO, that's Jess!"
by Wetboon March 15, 2017
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a typical lesbian. usually can be found eating the ass of her girlfriend, nonstop masturbating, and crying over the amount of french fries they consume.
'She's such a Jess! Look at her, she's just so... Gay."
by aubreethegay June 4, 2017
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A real winner this one ... Always smiling to ur face talking shit behind ur back . records her boyfriend screwing other females and listens to it over and over

Only wants a hit 24/7.texting anyone and everyone hitting them up for some shit. Poor me ... What a loser. Clown bitch
Jess just got another spy app, whos next?!
by Stopbeggintx11087 June 7, 2018
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Jess is stupid
by shacamado October 24, 2019
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Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K
Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*
by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018
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