Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.
by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008
Get the Tear Jerkermug. Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.
Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.
by Mursinator March 11, 2009
Get the shit shave jerkermug. If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
by D Flawless December 23, 2019
Get the Frequent Jerker Milesmug. Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.
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“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.
by CussMustard March 15, 2023
Get the Ohatian Tear Jerkermug. by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018
Get the Stop Flipping My Jerkermug. A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009
Get the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerkermug. Jonas is a dream-jerker
by Internet duck November 4, 2022
Get the Dream-jerkermug.