jalop

What Cosmix said

by AHH September 24, 2003

Jaloppy

Used when referring to another ones self being

Get your jaloppy over here

by BrooklynSins July 11, 2018

Jalop

Jalop is a term used by the elitist shitheads that read Jalopnik to describe themselves. Jalops have a sheer hatred of SUVs, old Cadillacs, America, and anything mildly luxurious. Jalops think anyone who doesn't drive a Miata or motorcycle should be shot for attempting to own something mildly practical.

Hey Jalop, can you pop the hood?
Naw, I don't know how. Hey, wait, this is a Tahoe. I'm gonna get my boyfriend and we're gonna piss on it together.

by eyaare July 1, 2012

jalop

To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.

You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.

by Rosaroso Tomeno December 9, 2003

Jalompy

The tallest person on the other person's basketball team.

"That jalompy will lift you up to get a rebound if they want to!"

by Alex MoMo FoShizzle January 21, 2009

Jaloppiied

When everything is a total mess to a point when you can't function properly.

"Damn....all the paper work is disorganized. Its just jaloppiied ALL OVER THE DESK!!!"

{mess}, {disorganized}

by CASHMUSIC.NET March 26, 2009

jalopalous

big, gorgeous, perfect, eye popping titties

But Amber's got some JALOPALOUS titties

by dj slapahoe January 11, 2012