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Detroit Jacuzzi

A social event whereby a children's pool is filled with dirty tap water purging from
the stubs of stolen copper pipe and adults get and expell faltulence to heat the pool and create relaxing bubbles.
Matt found an old kiddie pool behind the crack house and filled it with water that was spewing out. All jumped in and went round-robin to pass gas to make Detroit Jacuzzi.
by Dbuzzkill September 28, 2017
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Bogan Jacuzzi

An Aussie slang term, typically used as a joke, that refers to farting in a bathtub—where the resulting bubbles give the impression of a “jacuzzi.”
The water was calm… until George turned it into a bogan jacuzzi
by PtownJa’mie April 7, 2025
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Dry Jacuzzi

When one puts their ass up against another's naked body and farts.... Dry Jacuzzi.
I was spooning my husband and he gave me a dry jacuzzi!
by Triple B! June 26, 2016
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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.
by cliffzedge November 19, 2010
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piojo jacuzzi

My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.
by dmccc August 9, 2012
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Jacuzzi

To Jacuzzi a bowl of cereal, while someone is mid breakfast, you grab their bowl and fart into it with so much pressure that the milk begins to froth with bubbles.

Best executed on a hangover or during someone's last bowl of cereal to ruin their day.
Jake is mid way through his last bowl of cereal from the packet, and James walk into the kitchen with a stinking hangover, says 'morning jake' and farts directly into his cereal creating a stream of bubbles that overflow the bowl creating the Jacuzzi effect. Jake throws the bowl against the wall, punches James in the balls and goes back to bad sad and hungry.
by Padelhero10 May 17, 2023
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Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024
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