Jakub

Jakub is a completely positive mental attitude whore. He also very good at science but acts like a 7-year-old. He can be stupid but overall kinda funny. He is a decent friend. he is not good with girls either. He stutters alot

wow, that's such a Jakub!

by kokkuri/DIO December 14, 2019

Jackbone

jak-bohn, verb--jackboned, jackboning

to use ones penis during intercourse as a construction worker uses a jack hammer.

Me: Hey cuz you remember that yella chick '"Kesha" from High School.

Cuz: Yeah i member that bitch

Me: I just jackboned that bitch yesterday at the mo-mo

by SloMo Jones February 21, 2011

jackball

knucklehead, fool, dummy, idiot, moron; depending upon the context.

Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.

Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.

by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008

Jakub

Its a honor to be called jakub. He is the one of a kind slav that you should keep. In his country (MOTHER RUSSIA) he is also known as dimitri. CHEEKI BREEKI YOU CYKA BLYAT(he's good at drinking vodka)

Jakub is the best slav that ever existed

by RUSKI BLYAT December 24, 2018

jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.

The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.

by Eleusis October 14, 2003

Jackueline

The product of Mr. T and Chuck Norris. A person who is part of the trio Zabrakis. Is twins with Nick and prima with Anais. Has repetative and consecutive zeblanc moments. Has been known to "easily relate to anyone who comes to cross thy path, amazingly incredible, tears skirts for a living, loves chicos tacos jaja" A person who will never let you down. Shes a beast not only at debate, not only at doing her hair, but at life. Allows herself to get licked at tournaments too help others too often. Often gets groped randomly. Likes two cakes for her birthday.She destroyed the Periodic table, becasue she only recognizes the element of surprise. she orders a big mac at burger king, and gets one. This is Jack-E.

jackie says:
nick i cant belive u told her to look up my name jerkface!
Nick says:
!
Nick says:
its for
Nick says:
hmmm
Anais says:
look up what??? JACKIE or JAKIE. or JACKUELINE
Nick says:
idk for the heck of it
jackie says:
nvm anais dont look them up! nicks a jerkface!
Anais says:
i already saw. im just hoping i have tthe wrong one
Anais says:
haahaha
Nick says:
if by "jerkface" you really mean "awesomeface" then yes i concurr with that statement
jackie says:
thanks "prima!"
Anais says:
nick= ACC
Nick says:
whats ACC>'
jackie says:
no no JERKface.
jackie says:
?
Anais says:
yea nick;s that tooo
jackie says:
lmao
Nick says:
did you know that in hebrew Jerk literally translates into Beast?
Anais says:
is that in urban dictionary as well
jackie says:
beast face?
Anais says:
haha
Nick says:
yeah
jackie says:
lmao
Nick says:
youre right i am a beastface
jackie says:
nick u shouldnt insult urself its bad for ur own self esteem
Anais says:
ur a JERKFACE. for all i know we are speaking ENGLISH not hebrew
Nick says:
im a beast face =)
Anais says:
jjajaa
jackie says:
jajajaja yay anais
Nick says:
well jew speak hebrew
Anais says:
yay mme
Nick says:
are you against the jews?!
Anais says:
NO.
jackie says:
are u anti-american nick?
Nick says:
tisk tisk
Anais says:
against YOU. there;r a DIFFERENCE
Anais says:
bahha.
Nick says:
no i just have a world wide view
Anais says:
ur weird. ahaha.
jackie says:
u just opressed us as americans.
Nick says:
becasue i take other cultures into considerations
Anais says:
jk nick.
Anais says:
because u call urself a beast face.
Anais says:
jaja
Nick says:
lol
jackie says:
which means u demean americans.
Nick says:
all i know is ima loose this debate
Anais says:
u already did hun
jackie says:
ye pretty much lol
Nick says:
mhm
Anais says:
mhhm times 2
Nick says:
its cuz jackie is a master debater
jackie says:
kudos to me and anais:
Nick says:
like her cake said

by Jack-e January 21, 2008

jacoub

hes a fucking true g he gets bitches and slaps hoes and hates sluts and is a baller

jacoubs a balller

by j.villafane May 25, 2016