there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

Stomach is in my ass

When someone ate something that their stomach doesn't agree with, this causes pain and more likely than not, a very violent shit follows in suit. Usually diarrhea

I've been eating dairy all day, and now my stomach is in my ass.

by officiallymobbs November 1, 2022

conner is a horny ass bitch

you heard me you bitch ass hoe. horny little fuck

man, conner is a horny ass bitch

by THE BIGGEST WHORE December 1, 2023

Adam Is A cunt ass whore dick

hes a dummy hes fat

Shut the fuck up adam is a cunt ass whore dick

by Im adams worst nighmare March 13, 2025

Patrick Kent is a bitch ass

A person who lets people run over them

Damn you Patrick Kent is a bitch ass

by Iron spidei January 4, 2019

Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash

"Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash," is something TV Dr. Phil McGraw's father said to him as a boy when he would voice wild plans or notions. It means that talk is cheap relative to performance, or that promising something and delivering on it are two different things. A phrase similar in meaning is "Money talks, bullshit walks."

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"I'm going to get a job selling fuzzy dice door-to-door. I'll be rich!"

"Boy, your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013