Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

Fuck-hos intolerant

Someone who is indifferent towards the chance to have sexual relations with a slutty female

Jeremy had the chance to sleep with Jessica! Turns out he's fuck-hos intolerant

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

hogan intolerance

a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food

Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance

by A D1 Athlete January 24, 2024

Factose intolerant

When a person usually has difficulty accepting facts/truths, and like to argue why they don't accept them.

Bro is factose intolerant, He just doesn't want to believe that eggplants are technically a fruit.

by Soneat March 11, 2025

honey intolerant

a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?

by tigergoesrawr August 3, 2021

Intolerant

A person who doesn't blindly believe and respect all opinions for any reason whatsoever

P1: Hey Matt doesn't blindly respect the ideology of a terrorist!!
P2: He's so intolerant

by Gunner Dangler 25 March 26, 2021

Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females

Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital

by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024