Grease Intolerance

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics

by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

Lactose intolerant

A gay person

“ I heard Baron is lactose intolerant ”

by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022

Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females

Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital

by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 12, 2022

Lackjoke intolerance

There’s these things yeah, called jokes, their purpose is basically amusement, but some people are allergic to the jokes, and they have this allergic reaction called “taking things too seriously” and so they miss out on all the fun, it’s a shame really, to be lackjoke intolerant 😞

Word on road is Michael’s hiding in recovery from his lackjoke intolerance

by Maya.like.fire September 17, 2019

FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025