lactose intolerance

hell

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE

by You Don’t Need To Know That June 01, 2020

Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.

Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Fucktose Intolerant

The condition of being unable to put up with people’s bullshit.

I’m so tired of the people’s bullshit, I think I’m Fucktose intolerant.

by pappasalwaysrollin January 22, 2025

Fucktose intolerant

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.

After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

fucktose intolerant

The condition of being completely unable to deal with other people’s bullshit.

John had to leave work early today because after lunch he became fucktose intolerant.

by Stceortrty November 30, 2024

Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 13, 2022