internet

Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

internet

It is manly used for getting free porn.

Boobs tit awesome all free at the clik of a button on the internet

by jorgan van kill October 29, 2007

internet

The realm of the stupid and the horny.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

internet

Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes:
'OH NOES ! Teh tubes are clogged !'.

'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

by tawlboy March 28, 2007

internet

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

by smaga December 30, 2011

internet

A collection of computers that share information over a network connection.
THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers.

Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games.

Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP

by Chuck May 6, 2003

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002