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coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend
Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure
by Maggers53 June 27, 2009
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Beef Coffin

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!
by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011
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Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.
Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.
by PopcornS May 9, 2011
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Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."
My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.
by Tommi_J September 29, 2009
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Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!
There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.
by Mattuuu April 16, 2006
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nail in the coffin

something that hasten's death or defeat
As far as re-election goes Bush will probably put another nail in the coffin during the course of the next few months.
by Light Joker September 6, 2007
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Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"
Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin
by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 8, 2019
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