The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.
Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"
by SpicyOiBoi February 05, 2020
Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.
Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed
by Herbert Schweffe October 31, 2018
by cruisin gal June 15, 2011
The mess that occurs when a hippo takes a shit, but rather than allowing the shit to drop from it's anus, it presses it's tail against it's ass crack, waving it back and forth, spreading the shit all over the place.
"I'd rather press my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muck spreads." - Angry Video Game Nerd
by cheez_man_person March 07, 2010
by AllstarHeater October 31, 2013
Muck, (also known as beefmann or Snort_Beef) is an online celebrity and e-girl amassing a total of 3 million intagram followers. Beefmann is known to be very cool sexy and also very good at basket ball due to his height which is 7 feet tall. He is well known for his hit series garfieldword amassing critical acclaim and taking pop culture by storm.
by definitely not beefmann November 09, 2021
While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!
Phil: Really?
Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
Phil: Really?
Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
by Speedykenyan June 17, 2010