Short for International Baccalaureate, this program CORRUPTS schools, where they overload you with work and make you hate school even more. Instead of learning useful things, they throw that all out the window and make you learn stupid things like to “be proactive” or something.
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Get the IB mug.IB: Ok you have to take 6 subjects and also you have to write this 4000 word essay
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
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