by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016
Get the Hypocritemug. Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.
Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
Get the Hypocritemug. Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)
This is being hypocritical
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)
This is being hypocritical
by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017
Get the Hypocriticalmug. Someone who accuses a group of being hypocritical when the group they didn't bash is just as guilty of hypocrisy.
"George Bush likes to appeal to minorities with his speeches, but he and his brother Jeb don't even let the African-American ballots through on election day."
by Rez April 24, 2005
Get the hypocritemug. by Renshaw30 September 1, 2009
Get the hypocritismmug. by anna Oop June 18, 2019
Get the Hypocritemug. The dope dealer thinks he/she knows better than anyone who should be in rehab, then tells other people not to judge. What's more hypocritical than that?
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
Get the Hypocriticalmug.