HP-ness

The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.
Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
by Shannon March 02, 2005
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HP bucket

In a game, something that takes a lot of damage, then suffers Critical Existence Failure, without gradually losing functionality as it takes damage.
"Characters in D&D are such HP buckets! Play a real RPG that has a proper wound system!"
by ekolis June 25, 2013
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HP Wackerman

A pretty cool guy with a taste for dolphins. Also, his mother once ate an entire melon with her eyes crossed and her fingers shut. Why HP? Probably because his name is Hugh and then his middle name is Peter.
Yeah he's a total HP Wackerman
by Guccinator516 September 01, 2010
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HP/RW

Possibly the worst Harry Potter couple made in the history of fanfiction. HP/RW is short for Harry Potter / Ron Weasley. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. Authors often use the excuse that these two characters "are such good friends that they should end up together". What ever tickles your fancy, I say.
Story Summary Example:

"Those Green Eyes": Young Ronald Weasley has wanted something his whole life, and finally this summer vacation he is going to get it. It all starts when Harry comes for a late night visit...HP/RW
by kydie November 27, 2005
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Two HP

Taking two hits. Usually when smoking a blunt or a marijuana cigarette.
"the blunts kinda small, only two hp it."
by Kevin Crosby May 20, 2005
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HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts
Your Home PC is now HP Certified
by Anonymous October 04, 2002
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Hp Freaks

The best three Harry Potter nerds you will ever meet!
Damn, those HP Freaks know everything about HP..?
by prismaticx July 23, 2008
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