Howler Monkey Ass

Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.

Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!

by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008

howler monkey

An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.

A $killz and Foxtrot Production:

"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"

"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"

"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"

"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"

"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"

by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004

hot holed

When you have to take an enormous diarrhea and cannot get to a toilet, the diarreah floats to the surface if your anus and becomes extremely hot. It becomes very uncomfortable. You can also become hot holed after the diarrhea has been released

man last night i was on a date, the bathroom was so backed up...i was so hot holed...

by officer diarrhea January 3, 2010

Howlett

Commonly confused with a large square-shaped lump of basalt. This is, however, incorrect and it is simply something that resembles a human, with a non-square-shaped head. There is also great debate over the sexuality and even gender of the Howlett.

hey rachel, check out that Howlett, its HUGE! lets go hit it.. or cover it in highlighter fluid.
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?

by matt r lfc December 13, 2007

pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then defecating on the windshield of their car before you leave.

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

by Anna Stesia July 25, 2008

Howler monkey

A person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as Facebook and Craigslist). This is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation*.

Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.

*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.

Is his caps lock broken? What a Howler Monkey!

by icarus effect November 4, 2010

pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then taking a shit on the windshield of their car before you leave (i.e. fly away).

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night totally pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

by Anna Stesia February 26, 2008