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Cowboy Hotpocket

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When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.
"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."
by Silly_Mike October 3, 2022
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Alabama Hotpocket

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When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”
by cwbyz April 12, 2023
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Jewabama hotpocket

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Dude that dirty jew got jewabama hotpocketed
by Kapenkrunk June 14, 2011
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When you fuck a girl so hard in the butt she shits, and you shove the turd in her gaping pussy hole and go down on her.
Good game bro, I could totally go for a Jewish hotpocket right now”.
by Yngbenji August 20, 2019
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Mississippi Hotpocket

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When a man is fucking a woman, he shits on her pussy and then proceeds to eat her out.
I was banging a chick last night and I tried a Mississippi Hotpocket. Couldn't get the taste out for days.
by aing October 16, 2006
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hobo hotpocket

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The act of fully zipping yourself and at least one partner in a sleeping bag, having at minimum two sessions of unprotected intercourse then falling asleep in the stew of sweat and sex juices all without unzipping the bag. It's called a hobo hotpocket because it originated in the homeless community as a way to make it through cold nights on the streets and also because when you unzip the sleeping bag it smells like ham and cheese.
Mom: Billy where the hell have you been? It's 4AM. You smell like a Sbarro.
Billy: Chill mom I gave this homeless lady a dollar then I got caught in the middle of a Hobo Hotpocket.
Mom: That's strange, a homeless woman gave you food?
Billy: No, she gave me head, then we had sex a bunch of times in her sleeping bag.
by Jaydubble December 24, 2016
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Tuna hotpocket

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Its like a Alabama hot pocket with tuna instead of shit.
I gave your mom a tuna hotpocket last night. Something smells extra fishy.
by Ronburg12 November 30, 2017
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