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Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing
Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"
by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025
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The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.
by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021
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Hot air ballooning

When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon
“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning

Him 2: “
by Chris993 April 3, 2023
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Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.
"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"
by Kicks43 May 22, 2020
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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Hot Air Balloon

The act of utilizing a straw to blow hot air into your partner's anus for sexual pleasure. Can also be used in preparation for the act of bullfrogging.
My girlfriend loves when I give her a Hot Air Balloon. It adds plenty of hot air to her anal cavity for when she it ready to bullfrog me.
by Bullfrog Ben March 24, 2022
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Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.
I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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